Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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