Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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