: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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