lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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