so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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