oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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