And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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