did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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