Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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