i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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