when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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