who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I heard we made out
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
being pregnant is like rehab
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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