Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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