you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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