Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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