Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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