I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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