i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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