Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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