This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Are these your boobs on my camera?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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