I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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