I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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