Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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