she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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