My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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