1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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