So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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