puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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