im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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