I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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