You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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