Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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