maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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