Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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