theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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