Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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