i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
only you would photoshop your dick
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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