They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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