It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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