Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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