I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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