you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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