all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I had to cum in my sink.
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