I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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