Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
ok first of all what the fuck
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