I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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