I didn't shave. On purpose
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You can't special order awesome
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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