i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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