I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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