I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
