with your own penis?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
as a side note pls kill me
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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