oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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